Are you looking for Tessa Ryan, the escort?
This is where your search comes to die. Error 404. Move along, Sweetheart. Because, according to my stats, Wednesdays and Thursdays the search starts for her.
Maybe she ran a Valentine’s Day super sale. Or a BOGO blowout. Some sage advice? When searching? Go incognito. Or use DuckDuckGo? It’s somewhat untraceable. I mean, I see it in my stats, but that’s a small detail.
After all, I’m certain some of you are hiding her from your spouse and partner. But whenever I see “Tessa Ryan escort” and “atlanta tessa ryan” in my search terms, my faith in humanity plummets.
And thank God for post moderation. Because a guy gave me the rundown of her – shall we say – services.
I had to use Google. What was a r** j**?
I can’t unlearn what I’ve learned. I’m still traumatized. Do you have any idea what … never mind. I’m not giving grown ass people a speech about STIs. It seems rather than playing it safe, some are choosing to play it risky.
Seriously, just wear a condom and mouth dam.
Tessa C. Ryan